Off to the elephants

Another bubble golden standard this time the other way up.

A tale that can be told every weak, and never gets too out of control. Because taste changes and people don't think things are funny anymore.
So its a strip cartoon designed to do exactly that.
It has a present day feel, parcel delivery has become one of the most important jobs about, the young are gadding about, the old are living in more grandiose houses, farther, and farther a field, so his job is becoming more and more difficult,
Its supposed to be a close to fitting as many comic genres in as possible so our hero the writer could plagurize other peoples work endlessly.
Parcel delivery then is private eye, delivery of people and items from an even more powerful web than today and. He carrys a pistol that firs one shot every 6 seconds, and explosive pellets that could blow a door off.
Thus it fits into the 15th century as well.
The hospitallers fly in rockets, home in on trauma, and rescue people from car crashes, heavily armed.
Because it is an enclosed enviroment, where all extremities are bought back into simple parcel delivery it becomes the second type of bubble golden standard. Gets your P.Is, cheap bed and breakfast, trained up.
Person delivery is combined, the vans being so large they can contain people, so you could post yourself, or like the C.I.A do pick up person, a pile of valuable china, two naked birds, and a loveable pet as insurance. The your safe delivery can be acknowledged by an email with newspaper. Which is copied from an American idea.

Fast cars, car wrecks, doctor octopus, and giant submarine crabs, in combination with the banks.

It appeals to the head-masters son because he knows how the town functions.