the new year

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Happy new year Hattie and Lee. Hope you get to see Kerry again

Mrs Alfred, Nina, Anna, sat in the settee, three lovely, duffers, from Marks and Sparks. Heavy footsteps, lump, upstairs. ‘Salt that’ll protect us’, clang, clang, clang, clang,
Nina. 'where the heffs the salt’, heavy footsteps from upstairs,
Ronnie ‘gaining’,
Anna ‘soup’, The picture eyes follow the ladel. Tony, shuffles along the passageway behind.
Tony ‘off to the takeaway’
toing , toing, toing
Ronnie ‘Ahhhhhhhh, my mail,..... leaves with his chopper, all three in the kitchen with the knife’
toing, clump, toing a knight with guisarm came clanking out of the darkness,
bzzzzzaaam, bzzzzzaaam, bzzzzzaaam,
vrrooomssshuppph, laughing starts from the washing machine
Nina 'close the door', chop, chop, chop
bzzzzzaaam, Belvoir helmet peers in,
bzzzzaaam, smash, ‘click, ahhhhh’ a whitely figure shrivels into steel armour (heals).
Tony ‘Ronnie’,
Ronnie ‘Tony, in for the knight’,
Tony ‘well as long as nobody sees’,
Ronnie ‘an empty house’,
Tony ‘but are we alone’,
Ronnie ‘perfectly, perhaps we could take in a show, you splash nice ungeluent on mi roots, pick me up by the ankles, and then we can go down the allotments.’, sucked his nail.
Tony ‘If, I can find the pot you came in, all we need is a miracle santa, and a trowl'.'
Ronnie 'I used to work with a big goblin',
Tony 'A cowboy, off to grab an Indian',
Ronnie 'There’s one in the kitchen',
Tony 'Yes, but I’m after more than feet',
Ronnie 'me too, small is beautiful.......................Ht please, I'm alone'
Lee ’Warm, Cold’, Lee steps along the stones, 'warm, warm, warm, longer greener, a stone ball, dewy on the grass, Rowan, Elder,'
Anna with two heavy bags,
Anna ‘Nina switch on your torch’, a hand swipes from behind, and off,
Anna ‘Ronnie, Hello,…….5 bzzzzzaaams’,
Ronnie ‘comfort, ought to play for spurs’ clump, clump.
Bellringing hand on hip, ‘oh yay, oh yay’ , (ghostly town crier) lifts his lamp, a light from a trapdoor ascends, Anna freezes, his lantern breaks, whoooshhh, whommph, ouch, ow, eik, arc, from the burning pit (below), closes, disappears.
They (Nina and Mrs Alfred) dart upstairs.
Lee Evans in the dark, ‘hoot, hoot’, ‘a train'……. The new year, the horn of plenty, sickle and the quizer’, very nice, they can be destructive, picks up a green finger, ‘ere………………?, Ah zeus the mighty oak tree, Mithras!......’, plumes of fire shoot out in eight directions, blue clouds flow over the moon.
Along the secret passage to the library.
Mrs Alfred ‘What are we going to do’,
Nina‘ Well the sun hits the roof first’,
Mrs Alfred ‘only one way out’.
Anna slipped into the bedroom, ‘Smarty the attic, we’ve got two golliwogs to find’. To be continued

Merry Christmas, Hollywood, The Bahamas, The Mayor of London, techno-shamans everywhere, cryptozoologists, biker girls with tattoos on the top of their arms, huffle puffs, the upper middle class, raven claw, cops and robbers, business people, India, China, Oceania, the welsh, the Irish, the Germans, the English, Tarzan, Mexico, and the Anzacs. Trinidad and Tobago, Ethiopia, Arabia, Israel, Cornwall, Mrs Mawd, Bill..Ladys and Gentlemen..The Stars………. Newcastle........Gypsies, but chiefly yourselves…..and a happy new year, Lord, worker and blog writer, post office, library, bus and railway
Heinz ‘The Panther’
Rolled up fingers, palm out, remove strong physical attacks, so surround your pilots head, with panther hands on long flights, use your forhead to project wish through hand.

Sail on

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The Picture, Ronnie ‘HL a little tail, Anna, Mrs Alfred, Nina, this is nice and cozy, my go, I’m professor plum, knick, knack, peacock, ballroom, string’,
‘Why did the chicken cross the road, green, lead pipe, study’,
‘Why did the chicken cross the road, red, revolver, conservatory’,
Ronnie ‘knock, knock…..Andred in the kitchen, with the lead, whats black and white and red all over', Nannar ‘Police academy 1’,
Ronnie ‘no a penguin, do I go up a ladder',
Lee in the garden, ‘It’s chilly, well here we are, lets escape to Melindas’,
Hoot, Hoot, Lee drops his torch, Lee ‘the stream’, Nuns jaunt across the stepping stones, hedge and garden’, bzzzzzaaam, a white nun ascends, flap, flap ,flap , from above ‘split’, 'eenons, ernoi, roo' bzzzzzaaam, num, nun, nug, (flip, flip, flip), Mrs Alfred runs inside,
ooooh crack
Lee peers, Lee ‘under the garden, carved slabs!’, Lee clears the path
Stephen and Hattie in Greece, ‘Ah the taverna’, octopus (70's petrol tanker) turned round infront, ‘swing right here’, men jumped at each other, the jeep in front stopped, 7 men clambered out, a man with machine gun shook Steven warmly,
Stephen, ‘Nicholas….stand easy, this wouldn’t be allowed in Arabia’. The barman looked at her legs,
Stephen ‘I am afraid she doesn’t speak much Greek’,
‘Oh the widow of the monastry’,
Stephen ‘No Hattie’, people stared mumbling then hush.
Hattie ‘a wobbly seat, lovely is there a bear’, click, click.
‘A man dressed as lion, a visitor’.
….Shambled into the bar ‘widow?’, followed by a man in a pointy hat,
‘Damon!!!’, turned,
Damon ‘+130 sailors, amateurs……on route…..Falmouth to the Indian ocean..in waves’
Damon, ‘CASH’, sailors in long sleeved jumpers, and polos entered, Hattie wobbled, bping,
Damon, ‘REST’, black jackets, and harpoons, Hattie wobbled, bping. Stephen vanished,
Stephen (Frost) lit his pipe, Anthony Hopkins slammed his glass on the table. da dong tat a titty tat a da dong, woolly caps, arms linked, round and round they went, and as a break jumped back.
Damon, ‘Ouzo…PLAY’, Bazooki, Eddie (large), white golf shirt, ‘hi,ho…oh,ho,ho?’, Stephen (Frost) stood on the fireplace, wobbled, bping, bping, ‘ho,ho, ho’ Stephen in white overalls, slipped behind the honkety ti tonkety honkety ti tonkety piano, Jules turned.
Damon, ‘SLAVES’, hands, knees, caps over eyes, cross shinned, orange vest, whistle, one looked back accross the bar- dauntless. Sid(little) turned wildly in the doorway, Michael (Rowe) black woolly cap and accordion, Hattie smelt smoke, wine trickled onto her chin, he moved, a man stroked his botham, he sat, click, click. Stephen (Frost) sat in the middle and ate, two men twirled in the middle, cup in mouth, she stared through a little glass, tossed it on the fire.
Damon, ‘and NATURAL’ Damon lifted his hands up, she sipped a black coffee, the pirates, mishappen pullovers, all grabbed when the fox terrier walked in, Damon interchanged in the middle, Hattie struggled to her feet, toing, toing, toing over the roofs, tung, a plate flipped into Hatties cabin. Hattie raised her arm, danced into Stephen (Frost), through back her head, a donkey walked infront, and drunk a yard of ale.
Meanz
In Rome disabled meant, you’d been through the wars, loyal to Rome, and Rome with a future needed you. Basing prosperity on work, is just like communism in a guise. Old and disabled have no new lump sums and are not price linked. One mans, success over many is the Meanz. Dim get dimmer, and poorer, just like Moscow.

Late night closing

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Ghost guns

Nicky ‘Air scrubber, custardsetter’, bluuunkld a blob of custard splat the wall.
Anna ‘well whisofto bed’. Bill, Christine,
Lee Evans picks up a record, Lee, ‘Wangner’, click
Mrs Alfred stands at the top stairwell, Nina below, and Kerry on the first floor corridor.
A grey figure pogoed ding, dang, dong, over the banister into the stairwell, bzzzzzaaam, bzzzzzaaam, bzzzzzaaam, flights, twank
Bill lay on his bed
Bill ‘can’t have illogic, without logic, a logical world is supposed to be a dodecahedron, does illogical stand outside, triangles are not the shape of fishing nets, 6.30’. (does illogical mean trap)
The door creaks, ‘cuckoo’, Mrs Alfred turns. From the next door a piano slides, round and along the corridor, honky, tonkety, ti, honky, tonkety, down the steps,. It chases Nina round the corner, honky, tonkety, ti, honky, tonkety, twang, (twang, twang, twang, twang, twang) and shunt, kerry along the first floor corridor. An ottoman Narrator, 'I sleep on', walks left, right, out of the room and cluuunch, falls over the banister onto Mrs Nanar below, over the banister behind the piano, and up the corridor, bzzzzzaaam, an elephants foot hops down the steps an umbrella goes up, a wheel barrow, full of old rope, rolls backwards along the corridor down the steps rrrrnch, rmmmmw, rrrrnch, rmmmmmw,, a globe throws itself, top, too base, down the corridor, leaps, and tink, tar, tinkle, around the meridian onto the steps, upside-down a tin bath tub crawls along the corridor, slips tang, tang, tang, down the steps, a bathing ball hitting all the walls floats along, Mrs Alfred and Nina follow it down to the first floor. A round lilac, poueff bounces, over the carpet, bounce, bounces, down to the first floor, bounce, bounce, ‘by jingo’, and bounds across the sittingroom, bounce, bang, clank, and the record player clicks off.
The Yoga room, music Mrs Nanar bends, Nina 'fancy a tune' drops her gun on the top, the piano starts to rotate, 'knees up mother brown', sheets fly up in the air , Nina grabs for her gun, Mrs Alfred grabs the other end, keys jingle, the piano starts to levitate, and shudders back and forth, smarty the peroxide, St Bernard leaps on the keyboard, the top tilts the gun slides, whoosh, '8 wheels on my wagon, whoosh, a shoe falls off, Mrs Alfred flops, tail wags, Mrs Nanar slips of the globe onto the bathing ball, whoosh, whoosh, and piano heaves up right, down left, bzzzzzaaam, bzzzzzaaam, chank, cha, vvvvvvvomphhh, clip, clip, collapse.
Kerry the first stairwell, she rubbed the nuzzle up her nose, stum, stum, a huge pilsbury doe boy stum, stum, stum, down the corridor, Bzzzzzaaam, the cupboard, the shute, vvohoomph, out on the top of a four poster bed.
the clock struck
mist started to pour into the hall.
Smarty the peroxide, white St Bernard, with absinthe bottle, lay on his brown furry paws, stared at the floor, an eye peeked back, Bill paced the floor, Bill ‘the cheek’, Smarty followed the eye across the floor. Christine pulls out the plug, scream, and jumps, a shocked Benedictine monk peers through the swirling mirror. Tom, Tom the pipers son, follows Christine down the corridor, slam, two ears rise at the bottom of the bed. Then with a blast from the pipes, two big white eyes, at the foot of the bed, lifts, Christine slumps, and the bed fllluuuumppps closed. ‘An eye’, Bill piddles into the plug hole.
Ronnie ‘Ah sherry, pity the girls aren’t here. I must say Mrs Hayridge has done this place up a treat, ‘HI’ very nice. Well I was supposed to be in Barbaras' diningroom. Bobs in Catalonia, but the exhibition has left a depressed hologram sitting, and on Sunday, she came down to find him in the diningroom. How wonderful to see you, skull on a tumbler, Benedictine, Rum, and Cider’, a flame lapped his mouth.
Stephen(Fry) mused in lufthanser plane, ‘Ah Interlachen, where a white woman won’t be found dead’, Hattie shifted her pillow, Hattie ‘somebodies written, ‘RANDY’ in the snow'
Stephen, 'paint your horse’ the film beamed along the aisle, the stewardess yawned, turned, and onto the wall, The untedious, unstable, nicely seated, a rubber hand stuck out of the airbag, Anthony (Hopkins) two cabin lights give the impression of ears, holding a trunk, hand out,
Anthony (Hopkins) ‘Stephen Fry’, the lights flash,
Stephen ‘A magnetic storm’
, Hattie slurps vegetable soup, and taps the seat in front.
Anthony ‘I don’t think we’ve been introduced’,
Hattie ‘delighted’,
Anthony ‘nice to see you both’, a light followed him on the floor.
Stephen 'I took my mini round that hair-pin bend, Dieter Check, Willy Stomph, Hans Vymar, Thomas ‘farmers’ Friend, and Greta Bunnyman’, ball lightning, rolls up the wing. The jam and the butter, suck to the cabin floor. Hatties dress unzipped, she stands,
Hattie ‘Stephen’,
Stephen, ‘Stewardess’, apricot dress, white polo kneck, flumps over Hattie, black underwear, a tattoo at the top of the arm the stewardess zips up, Hattie. ‘Thankyou’,
Stewardess, ‘oh it’s nothing’, Interlachen passed backwards. (Dress stretches), Hattie delves a cold spoon,
Hattie ‘someones written STEPHEN in the snow’. The stewardess sped backwards on the trolley, Stephen, ‘cable cars’. Stephen stuck a plastic spoon on the stewardess, ‘buzz’ came from the wingnuts, and then onto Hattie, the table napkin stuck to ( Stephens) his legs, Ethernet cable, cracks, scream. Hattie 'open her carpet bag', Stephen 'currant buns!'
Bill hammered his bird box, Greensleeves floats accross the bedroom,
Bill ‘company’, whistling sails out, and round, splashing in the bathroom, a soapy outline of a body lay on the bathroom floor. Bill polished an ornate mirror
greensleeves, Bills drops his foot bath accross the door, and flops on the put me up, followed by smarty. Bill thumped the top of a fairy larch, twick, twick, twrrrritck, twic, twi……….nut,nat, nat, narrrrrfffff, break, crack, crunch, through the dove cot, Bill ‘fluff, fluff fluff feathers………whistle........Mrs Mawd...', Pigeons flew. bang. bang, bang, bang. To be cont
Beanz Good old days. Without time travel
Personally, I like bouncing, but I’ve created my box, ‘covered in benign tonka beans, balanced on pole hewn rocks, the box vibrates, ‘to wagner’ up and down, and left and right, two channels, subject bound to the pole in the middle, and feeling groovy. Vibrations get in sync? Passing A.C currents through the wooden pole. Am I going wrong- Percy

Late night closing

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Lee Evans ‘A blotchy, bloody ‘H’, I am going to LOIF tomorrow, Hayridge?....I suppose we’ll be on rough duty, It’s a picture’. The frame kicked a ball across the room, ‘turn it round, and pull of the brown paper……!!!Ronnie Corbett’
Ronnie ‘Tis I’
I guided Nina through the secret passage, ‘it’s dark’, click, a library, click, above the panel, ‘to leave find my ladies book’
Nina and I, 'castle walls, the cobbled paths, eery hamlets, witches, spell casting',
'I’ve got some fudge',
Nina 'me too', or with love, feed each other and love it, as we lay in the prison. Armed Nicky and Mrs Alfred stood up the corridor, running steps to the lavatory, they turned, the door opened, and the light went off,
Nicky 'cover me', and into the bathroom, two footprints knelt either side of the lavatory, the cistern let out a gurgling scream, and tiles fell one by one onto the scales, the door slammed, a gush of steam fell, the lamp shade shook. bang, bang, came from the door,
Mrs Alfred, 'Nicky!'. Bang, bang came from behind the panels, I and Nina, ‘Kerry’, Kerry ‘Hello’, a locked door lay in front, Kerry ‘bongo’, ‘bongo’, a billow of red cloud, a purple flame, a satin sleave, and a nail tapped the top shelf, Kerry ‘Ali Bongo’, a curled shoe, twinkled through the library, and vanished.
I crossed the third floor into Annas bedroom. Floppy nightcap, with Peter Rabbit ears, and co-ordinated furry slippers, I pulled of the bedspread, the sideboard rattled, the panes pommelled, the curtain flew up, and the window banged, then two fish flew in, I crumpled between, a welsh dresser, and leaning cupboard, door opened, closed, a still empty room, I sat on the hearth. ‘Poop a boo/Poo la la/ Poo Poo/ bow’, fanfare organ, the air rotated, and bubbles flowing up the chimney, I disappeared.
The Narrator, So long suckers I’m of to Beijing.
The Cessana drifted, left, left, left through the azure sky, tink, tink, the neon, ‘MONACO’, (drift the?) clip, ‘HELLAS’ goes out, pelicans flew, spin, zoom up, and descend, bing bang fumppph the doors opened, ‘Let me out’, (Anthony appeared) Top hat, bow tie, and cane, Stephen descends, Stephen ‘Cranty!, pick up those bags Mrs Hayridge, pick up those legs, whack, Hattie 'well really’, Stephen ‘ug, I don’t like the look of that', Stephen (Frost) emerged, Stephen ‘Just perfect have you bought the motorbike’, Stephen (Frost) ‘Hispano sueza it’s parked round the front, Hattie’, vvvvrrrrooom, ‘Welcome to Greece’, ‘cliff!‘, a small boy in shorts tripped into the road, the border path is closed, boy ‘carry on’, he stepped back and saluted.
The clock struck..to be cont

The Boxing day 13

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Anna...‘And now a little piece entitled- Death: I love you just the way you are, beautiful eyes turned up, Anna went on ‘The army of evunculor monkey men with identical orangy-yellow face, and rubber gaitors, and orangy-brown fur have claimed another victory. Andy was in Bow, when accross the walkie-talkies ‘scram’, he scarpered the area. Apparently one of their order ‘done-in’ a recognized nasty, doing peculiar. On a personal note, they’ve been taking the heavies off. One for cuddly Ken’
I flustered ‘on the other side Boris(Heavy) has found an outlet for the psycho knifemen to play. Heavies like Mrs Hayridges two big brothers the reason smaller men carry knives……..come I’ve three ghost guns upstairs’, Nina, Kerry, and I hastened. A head came bouncing down the stairs, ‘Ha Ha Ha Ha ha Ha Haaaaaaaa’, wrang from the eaves, cloakroom books started to float, and pelt us. The food elevator flew passed with a blood curdling scream, Kerry reversed upstairs.a book hit her head, she slumped forward, then all books clattered down on Nina, I ‘grab an umberella’. We ran up the stairs together, into the airing cupboard, eery footsteps followed us up,
Kerry stopped, eery footsteps came down.
Nicky and Mrs Alfred were slumbering (in the airing cupboard), Nicky‘we’ll all split up’ they disappeared upstairs. Kerrys buttons started to pop, she bit at them, ‘crowd button’, and reversed back and forth, Kerry ‘Bongo, Bongo!’, grasped a bible, Kerry ‘psalm 29’, Climbed slowly up into the airing cupboard, and down the laundry shute. To be cont

Hiding in a thicket

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Nicky Henson looked out of a singular dewy window pane onto the lawn
,a stain streaked on the wall, Nicky 'it's blood............ Their scared’
Nicky paced the room, an impression remained in the empty seat......Nicky 'lets start in the garage’, stomph, stomph, stomph, Nicky ‘6000ft of striplight, and possible escape impossible’, knock, knock came from the concrete floor, stomph, stomph, stomph.
Mrs N.Nanar saves the planet
Mrs Nanar cleared her throat, Nina, ' Israel, and Rome are craddles for the civilized, Egypt, wants slaves and clips the civilized world. Civilized people make perfect slaves. Egypt has a strong pharoah, and attracts, slaves-with destructive same-same output (like the jews their all bought in with the same light, Egypt becomes full off, same), crooks, (and) vileness to drive away guardian spirits, so becomes a dessert.'
'The techno-shamans discovery of the dreary-dreary angle, ( chakraganges temples produce same-same output (dreary), a same-same patern is a wave, and can be reflected by an angle), if you found the centre of this angle at the temple it should reflect all dreary, but the temples content, and be curative, like the outside world, thus freeing the slaves i.e us'
Nina 'The Utopia of chakraganges (the six armed orangutang the curer), after the war, the temple, collected orphans, during they combined all faiths and creeds, and searched for something beyond genotype, it is separate and can be practiced in all religions, a chain of friends of a member can be transferred almost automatically to other members, sane influence in a cracked world, offering pure stability, dislodges people whose feeling has not been triggered into love, and guilty spirits can still help to lead mankind. Chakraganges gathers born identical people, into temples of 12 to 13 people.
Chakraganges asks when your dead do you return to the same chakra family in heaven not the same earth bound family (mother father), and maybe come from a spirit base like that, i.e, are you immutably changed by life, or will you return to a childhood state. Seeing religion as possibly all flawed, as accepted in time of need, on first to help basis, if public high street, obviously sad. Even a short distance between members bodies will squeeze out odd astral anomalies, and grace can possibly be achieved by travelling together, this also brings in shared loves etc. and creates a divine path, without the shrubbery. Lucifer and Jesus both morning star, and chakraganges is complementary, to all general religions. Chakraganges sayings, In trouble turn to your (chakra) family, save the best till first (preserve treasures). All chakraganges temples have to beware of the deceiver. As a fault in one (person), can be found in another, so they have to search for, other cures in the outside world, and spirits tiredness.
Therefore the angle saves Israel, and chakraganges cures, Israel, or any other religion. '
Perfect, knocked for a gooseberry, our middle wicket.
Mrs Nina Nanar graduated Birmingham University with straight A's, Aiming, A(i)ling, and (h)Arrowing. Sensational
On Prince Charles's estate the Queen bobbed up and down.
The Queen, 'Ah my painting', tearing away the brown paper, 'The Queen?'
Barbara Windsor, entered her diningroom, Babara, 'The Queen!!!!!!!!,... wrong picture take it back'.
gallop, gallop, hoot, hoot, gallop,gallop, Ozzy looks round, owwwh, Ozzy crashes the basement slide, whoosh, Ozzy, 'flour!!!', bags flump,flump,flump, Ozzy, 'help....help....help....', a chicken walks on top, and through the house,
A ho, ho, ho, he, he, he, came from a container by the corner beyond Mrs Nanar. A phantom mare gallops past the window, clippety, clup, clickety, clop
Anna said 'Another slash on the wall...Red Cross'

Black ghost cat

Day One. Half a family farmhouse cake goes missing
Day Two The jumper I am resting my head on is pulled away, around a tree
Today
Sighted 4ft long black cat near the m25 Halsted with big black fluffy, two foot long tail, with a distinctive white stripe along the top. Standing all of 1 and a quarter feet, compared this morning to something smaller than rosemary the new english sheep dog. It appeared as a black line in the opposite thicket. Then as my bag flickered in the breeeze a black face appeared, and disappeared, growling came later, and early in the morning 9ft away a black cat, with a panthers profile, down turned bushy tail with white stripe along the back, walked by. It sped backward in an instant, reafirming its height.
Tomorrow No turps, no paper, tonight armed with two knives, a box of matches, 2 party poppers, and a box of matches, and two inadequate sticks.
Day after left

London used dreary slave spirits on its old machines, which find their way into peculiart handsa 45 degree angle reflects from London into the sea?