Wednesday, 30 September 2009

Stephen Frys advertising campaign

(3 Golden globes, 6 balls, Mrs Hatties on American TV, The Indian Restaurant Falmouth moor)
Lidls penryn, where my boat once stood.






A Hyandai car advert, the half car is a car thinner than anything but a meshersmitt, but people get new old car body frames, move the seats, bend the panels, and put them back together as half the width.

Mobile Phone: A little man with clogs on well I declare, well I declare, oh yeah a Japanese man with clogs on, under a chair,
going, clip clipety clop on the stairs, oh yeah. No one lives there now it’s hardly surprising, a house with no rice in,
Dew Dat Da Dew
Dew Dat Da Dew
Dew Dat
Da Dew Dat
Da Dew Dat
Da Dew Dew
Dew Dat Da Dew
Dew Dat Da Dew
Dew Dat
Da Dew Dat
Da Dew Dat
Da Dew Dew

The electric phynecucalyptus train

Faster
Dew dut da dew
Dew dut da dew
Dew dut
da dew dat
da dew dat
da dew dew

The station
Da da dada da dada da da dada da dada da dada da

Kerry

Wheels along on her wheelchair


The roads
Um hup ma meh
Um hup ma meh
Um hup Um hup Um hup Um hup
Um hup ma meh
Um hup ruum meh
Um hup Um hup Um hup Um hup

A little man with clogs on well I declare, well I declare, oh yeah a Japanese man with clogs on, under a chair,going, clip clipety clop on the stairs, oh yeah. No one lives there now it’s hardly surprising, a house with no rice in,......
no one lives their now but a hole lot of mice,………… going clip clipety, clip on the stairs, living in a windmill in old Amsterdam, oh yeah
ring ring, mobile (I Yodel). Yo didhlii, du diddle I, duuh, Yi hihew, do di li d...... accordian………’Bernard on the drums’

Kerry in a motorcar, European tourer, sunflowers, faster, alphorns, lighter, tonk, tonk,tonk, a liddle wooden bridge, 3 point turns, ‘mmm….packing cases’, road works, ‘ashoo…esp U.K’, road holding, combined harvester, overtaking, over water, the persurs cabin, robin+ half-car abrest, round narrow roads, leafy lanes, breakdown… ‘two engines in one, humphhhh…servicing..Hello Tony…’, transporting.... bouncing…sleeping

Twitter.com. 14 hour flight. Singapore airlines, oolong, om, om. nag champa. goin to Barbados, click. Two Japanese wind-up swimmers, boy and girl from poundland. Case lock at Gatwick airport, ‘seal broken’,bag on tarmac or leave with the antiquarian, a man first extended his hand in friend ship to me, an arm full of Gold watches..7 flashing 9inch santas, with individual carry handles, and a gorgon Mona Lisa, bought at Poundland. Tonys (slattery) gone to Chichester with the Nannars and ET-S, stop-over in Bankock at the Cherilea hotel... quite warm

Dust hump freedom



















Temporary resident: Screaming Lord Such
I am foremost expert on somethings. Whist idyling next dust hump. I decifered another way of attaining Chakraganges earthly ideals. Forming a Chakraganges temple of similar souls is no easy task. Someone suggested saying twins to one another to find ones twin but who knows. The block we are created from shows itself mostly early in life, unless we are strongly abused. A crack in the universe may let in a poisoning force, a truth probe, or just looking for freedom. In South Devon I once proposed giving details of slaves to the acquitances of thier masters who had the most similarities to the slave. This worked well for all sides.
Theory- To attain the state move away after speaking to people you are not like the most, this may seem silly, but is A vital tool in attaining freedom. When you are born perhaps you come from a block, if you go back to the block, presumably the neighboring blocks are the one you are most loved by, in your Chakraganges temple. So you return, to the chakraganges posistion, and you will be far away from the unpalletable, and those who need to imprison you because of your coincidence in place.

Plane of Elementalry my dear brother


I proposed a simple theory it went thus, suppose we have a torch, on one level it is an entity, a messenger. I proposed that on one level somewhere in the universe an object, group of people is happy. This of course explains the heavens, and the planes of existance. And if you think of destroying a torch, its life disappears, its jockularity, is destroyed, or does it, have a happier existance somewhere else. Certainly cheers people up thinking, someones enjoying themselves, even though they're not.

Tuesday, 22 September 2009

Black father Christmas with butterfly on his his nose, ‘the pathway’, Tracy we are the government

Warning: I hate diatribes, and of course this encourages fear, and so. I've used JAVA for years, I think it helps if you turn your nose up. As it mangles your raddish.... etc.

As one knows the mathematics, and linguistic sides of the brain are well catered for, -unfortunatly most people in the world are short. So I introduce the black father Christmas with a butterfly on the end of his nose, or a different basic language.If Java is baned, we introduce the universal programming language BASIC base.Monica…(singularities)IF ……….’picture’…..An organ barrel on a bench
FOR ……….’picture’…..A pile of coins
TO……….’picture’…..Pathway
EQUAL……….’picture’…..A swimsuit with ribbon
LET……….’picture’…..pot
VARIABLE……….’picture’…..many predefined image, ‘ shorts, jacket’
DIM……….’picture’…..A garden gnome with a wheelbarrow
GOTO……….’picture’…..A wheel
END……….’picture’…..A waterfall
GOSUB……….’picture’…..A buffalo in a winch
THEN……….’picture’…..A tickling hand with feather
to cope with the world wide capabilities of the internet……’picture’…the bringer of a cushion

Thursday, 10 September 2009

Mrs Hayridge

Hattie, stroking the lion, she even got to stroke his tail



Chakraganges-
1) return to block from origin after death
2) join the block after death
Hattie worked on the top of Bobbie Robsons filing cabinet..on the occasions she used the garbage pipe to enter the building…would say to her employer….when I am dead you are dead….What is life without return to the foundations…….ya just smell… I’m not ify, porkies that’s ify, people who might get to walk about in the soup…return to the block, they're not so sure, Rob Robson ( Doesn’t sound like jumbo) ‘itzs.. like a desparate jumbo of mischief… will you where your platinum ring… Mrs Hayridge 'I had a lovely day I met Mr un..er- ‘, terrapin ..fluff…..I am not ify. Anyway so …. Population of porkies.. say chakraganges return..or none .

,,, otherwise how'd you get the retro you like…. ….like circles on the floor.. ..this place, the garbage that make it look attractive. Where Hognathan.

Typing-.
Bobby Robson ‘Yesterday=the foundations’,
‘I said to my employer’,
‘…..The past all, , .. .standing in trench coats’..
Mrs Hayridge- ‘chakraganges, most certainly is as retro-as girls standing in trench coats….…….. ……..……
'and a thought maybe pick up a retro joke that wasn’t, funny in reverse’,
Bobby Robson ‘2’,
Stephen ‘Freddy’…. Fry?, (his life is a jumbo of mischief)-- ‘going to inflate the budgerygarah…approach twitter.Com need witter.com…,, 30 words!,. ,’


A little reflection

Putting on glass table, full of orange peel. A ficticious account (The glass painting........) of when I, a bit of an amateur painter successfully got under way on Richard Bransons boat, the Virgin ‘moonbeam’, a painting of fervour, my image likeness on glass sheeting, Mrs Hayridge appeared from the side shelves, and turned into a wall of giggles, upon seeing the turned surface of a glass slide, of myself aboard the boat hanging in the Aegean, Hattie the fine actress, and not a tall, from my direction, viewed from the rear my painting is in fictious eyes a ‘cactus’, it does loose a little valour, from then on the article should be called the glass painting from behind, Mrs Hayridge doesn’t praise the back of the paint, and is surprised at the full lovelyiness, upon its twiddling stand, and upon seeing from the front is surprised, reassuring, charm, and me real like the English-tec….. I am surprised, when the abbots from the local convent,who come to visit from the boat, they give oranges, and flour, I feeding bread and fish, I am surprised to see them follow Mrs Hayridge along and below the deck. ….and it all spiral onwards, until my painting has become a core selebr, each new visit, I have to well I don’t have to bring along my painting. During a ring tailed pet has arrived, and likes apple rings, and dried figs….now……. …it’s from that damned f— and English Techno-shaman, …writes me into his blog…and seems to stop at nothing… ..he finds it to gay.. Freddy

Stephen Fry stood 3 eyes, most of you are ladys…columns, of marble like old dons, living, immortal, a mystical number of stones, for tieing boarhounds to. It’s a pity Lord Melshitt ne’r made it this far…belly dances with moustaches will not tame us, nor April corrupt…Across this lecturn…It is here too, we learn the value of money, power share, house share, money is not for sharing…pocess a fortune…depression time, worse crime, worse crime, depression time.. the beating of money is beat to mine own heart…crime!.and through that window there the biggest flipper ever caught…I write therefore Hattie thinks I am…coming through the ages……wizards scribbling Abra Melin, ‘Oh beryl light his…Faraday froze, Kelvin expanded, and Beethoven stood where you are today, another Edwardian, Sir Edmund Hilary, landed, there, (across to Athens) on the parathenon, struggled to the top of the north face and vanished…Brideshead revisited…when cucumber was hard to…..in the highstreet, and so I, here we are here at this pleasant day, Now of course these passages echo, with the sounds of Cyndi lauper, and howard keel. Surprised…Pleides to the right of me, Abbotts behind me, and whats..imagine if you…….I am going to take this door by the tail…

Tracy ‘We are the stern..Celcilia!...the Do mummy (Bell)’, and ‘from China’, the green hornet..Vs the …..Java dragon….., ‘…Road hog!’I

I am an inventor, mother, and I used to be a programmer. Whilst young currency fluctations you name it, putting something on the market, ‘Impossible!’,. Could I invent something, that to do anything, to anyone,by anything…and market it, as easy ‘well, no!’. So what is Java programming language, and I ask ‘why has it got no street cred’, When a programmer, we were always, taught to avoid gosubs, ‘Young woman, reputation of the station’, no civil body, but (by me) you could be arrested,.’.. ..If you wish to link brainwashing with virtualreality program it’s impossible… ..I’d have to be at the top of my profession, other languages do (‘exactly’), roughly the same. So why- Javas secret little gosub boxes?…JAvA is triple AAA, what, (well Cynthia..Su…. anything-anybody-anything), ‘Yes uncle William’, Wllm ‘what…Spirists, sp.woowwww, like in an… ….atmosphere, environment in the room upstairs, frighte..,’ Trigger, ‘let in poison, carry information..’‘and who programs, the dingy bug.. employ experts in human torture, or if you’re a corporation, lead by example’..trigger ‘yeah, yeah..’, Oh well gets money back in prison’, I ‘and the white house.. ….Mamons bum end’,.. … ‘Thankyou’, ‘and not Mrs Hayridge’Your child in a virtually submersive JAvA game 2 hours a night’, ‘stuck’‘Posters, tie racks, made by a designer,’, ‘in Japan’… I haven’t heard of games, images etc all, all dangerous, and JavA does it all in secret.‘So we really need, A bell curve’, Wllm ‘like mine…new chips…new industry..’, Eddie, ‘pref.spiritual’’India’, ‘A bell curve like mine’, otherwise each building, cashmachine etc, couldn’t care, less, if the towns clown or justice, gave your family a thimble of feck each night, don’t be treated like a light fluffy cake’,Precious, unique, flash, rascally, brave fast etc, glorius,,,fine,,,fresh….,, grand gesture’Mr Techno-shaman ‘Basic works fine, unless on the internet, shit for brains ‘the degraders, triple A pushers, pullers, addicts,..bummy, feck, scrag-end, desparate, peddlars, middleclass twit, catholics, communism, serious, business, etc, games with frontiers.Owd spectrum a jay, is bad as that a whirling, rice flail… like dominoes, it radishes everything….add to your superlatives, your retro-shoe, ‘get of the platform’ and walk the carpet.Be lazy Just blast the known offenders, William gates, ‘young man you can’t live like, Basil Brush, it’s just silly’, BASIC free with Microsoft,