Touthache

Website is like a declining libido, toothache as you might be in Ibiza at the time, is always, of course using the dentists to track down sauces of pain, which is what they used to do when I was a boy, is still! necassary. Another cure for toothache, I've just acquired a bottle of sacred salt lake water. Shake it close, and in rough parallel with your mouth, and toothache gets up and walks.
Thus is the same as mono-centric government, every department, local area ruled by the one person, if you shake it hard, you can wish for all sorts of things, and get just the one.
More toothache cure on the earlier, St Patrick day blog. The Egyptians, used to say toothache was the serpent, in the river mud, clay. So your really creating an esoteric, strong salty current, to wash your serpent away into.