The kidnapping of Gordon Brown

Mrs Hayridge, and Kerry
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Rugged Gordon Brown stood on the podium, '...Asset stripping by capatalist lackeys, too long- what's this Britsh gunk, cheaper in Tiawan. I.Herb.com in America, sell me drugs at two thirds, the price, I run harder, work faster, think more often...and it's two thirds the price'. Benefits to euros before a slump, and back. Keep the dim of the breadline'. Then crossed his legs and kicked the chancellor'. 'No puffin, excuse me madam can I have your IPHONE', Privy street, Goethe!, vogue....slash, Stele Aristoni on a billboard- no force, 'Cologne, Baden-Baden', a little burgundy train puffed past. At the gate. '....protesters....pull in....children, children', 'P.E.P pounds to Euros to Pounds......benefits, slim the dim?, dim earn £500 not £50k, who plays with the cash', Gwynn Taylor ambled along the treliss, 'oy,you', 'groovy....cheery by,,,,a grid pattern', vvvvoooommmm,
Everybody loves the sunshine
Sunshine, folks get down in the sunshine
Sunshine, folks get brown in the sunshine
amongst the trees and flowers
amongst the trees and flowers
amongst the trees and flowers
in the sunshine


Vogue blew in his face, 'tunnel', chang, cadillac, shovel, earthmover 'sniping', all fall on Ted Taylor, and then over a brick wall. Green berrets swing landrover + AMF 'Gordon!', sweep round, vrrrroooom, 'that's security slow down!', smoke, tree, swerve, sniper, falling tree, vssssooom, 'by, by the security', securicor shunts, NANA yogi the bear head, WHEELS + ALF clarence the cross-eyed lion
'rock bomb', cabooomb, shook the landrover, Gordon shrieked, kock machine pistols, winch, driver and passenger out, NANA + ALF in, 'drife', games without frontiers played, opens her carpet bag, current buns?, 'stop', winch falls, 'come on, come on', like a rabbit in a top hat, 9 police cars follow, beetle second from the back. The M25 NANA + WHEELS abrest,swish, onto the roundabout, brake, Dibble and grub, veer up the carriage way and turn, Magrew + detective barley, swerve right behind WHEELS, the AMF zooms, a soldier flumps on Cuthberts bonnet 'oh I say', POO, POO, joined the tail, VW and AUDI block the sliproads, bullets ping, green berrets jump up and down, Pop the van decompresses, chair click, click back, red knuckles on wheel, hair stood up, tink, tink, bumpers touch, sparks, sparks, a draft blew in, bikers smoked fags at the road up, clap, clap clapping, women dropped thier tits down, cars slowed,I smiled, so did the girls in the landrover, two dynamiters, hieneken and guiness sat on the reservation, stared up the slip road,
and round they went again, vr000m, vrooom, wiz, wiz, alf, alf, alf, nana, nana, nana, POO swerved over the roundabout, 'WHEELS' accelerated, shunted the boot, NANA bang hammmered POO spun in the air, bikers pogoooed, 'a fight broke out', swerve bang, magrew lost the path.....Guiness, deckchairs, and cider lollipops. NANA + WHEELS abrest up the down sliproad, soldiers hopped out, tanker, crane, transporter, 'library!', blood transfussion, 'hot dog!', single file vvvvvwwmmmmph, nana, nana, alf, alf, alf, alf, tring, tring, tring, tring a VW in the fast lane. Jeremy Clarkson belted up the road, swerve, Ernst and Wllm von stomph in persuit. WHEELS swerved, the smoke stpped, lost control, snowploughed, flumpy, bump,bump,bump, bubbunk, two wheels, bubbunk, tumpty, tumpty ah, tumpty, tumpty ahhhhh, swerved and vrrrruuum vssssooooom NANA + ALF vssssooooom stared at each other. Michael Caine put on a latex glove, Alvin Stalwart, cherry picker, smoke billowed from a cement mixer. He stared into the black grill, lifted out a tray of 'cheese on toast, 'lovely', 'a smoking beef wagon!', FLOAT...FLOAT...FLOAT...PANTECHNICAN, AIRCRAFT, AIRCRAFT SIMULATOR, SHOE, GIRAFFE BOX, MOBILE HOME, BEEF WAGON, hard shoulder, down, down, accross a field. Helicopters dawned. AMF 'whoosh, whoosh, whoosh....whoosh', building site accross the hum, tossed planks in the current. BOOBOO sat cross legged in the wood. ALF on bicycle, bubblecar vroooom, Gertons fish farm, empty bed. Ann and Nina climbed out of a haystack into a carboot sale, 'hello ladys, got something for me?',
WHEELS door opened, peeped out, umberella, racing wheels, whoosh down a the service passage, twittering, whoosh.
The town hall, empty deck chairs clanged on the roof. A place that means importance. The Lord Mayor Boris BODECIA (heavy) cracking wafers, lowered his glass, raise to his stature 'cheese'........obviously very, very long time ago, appeared in loafers at the street, 'Whats going on'. 'Cheese chopped, I don't want soul memories', 'chop + cheese, you pin-up', Kerry span, 'I don't want that...', 'Christophers standing for the monster raving looneys....', chang, behind a cartoon desk, 'arrrrggghhh, Hattie', Mr Hislop, and private eye shrivelled, under his desk, a dayglo pink man on donkey leant on wall. Slide along the radiator, Kerry click, click, click, murmub'read all about it, I'm a murmur.....I work under here...ahhhh Mrs Hayridge, she reads honey......synpatico,...BIOME!'
Two Rumanians sat in the bushes. chink