the new year

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Happy new year Hattie and Lee. Hope you get to see Kerry again

Mrs Alfred, Nina, Anna, sat in the settee, three lovely, duffers, from Marks and Sparks. Heavy footsteps, lump, upstairs. ‘Salt that’ll protect us’, clang, clang, clang, clang,
Nina. 'where the heffs the salt’, heavy footsteps from upstairs,
Ronnie ‘gaining’,
Anna ‘soup’, The picture eyes follow the ladel. Tony, shuffles along the passageway behind.
Tony ‘off to the takeaway’
toing , toing, toing
Ronnie ‘Ahhhhhhhh, my mail,..... leaves with his chopper, all three in the kitchen with the knife’
toing, clump, toing a knight with guisarm came clanking out of the darkness,
bzzzzzaaam, bzzzzzaaam, bzzzzzaaam,
vrrooomssshuppph, laughing starts from the washing machine
Nina 'close the door', chop, chop, chop
bzzzzzaaam, Belvoir helmet peers in,
bzzzzaaam, smash, ‘click, ahhhhh’ a whitely figure shrivels into steel armour (heals).
Tony ‘Ronnie’,
Ronnie ‘Tony, in for the knight’,
Tony ‘well as long as nobody sees’,
Ronnie ‘an empty house’,
Tony ‘but are we alone’,
Ronnie ‘perfectly, perhaps we could take in a show, you splash nice ungeluent on mi roots, pick me up by the ankles, and then we can go down the allotments.’, sucked his nail.
Tony ‘If, I can find the pot you came in, all we need is a miracle santa, and a trowl'.'
Ronnie 'I used to work with a big goblin',
Tony 'A cowboy, off to grab an Indian',
Ronnie 'There’s one in the kitchen',
Tony 'Yes, but I’m after more than feet',
Ronnie 'me too, small is beautiful.......................Ht please, I'm alone'
Lee ’Warm, Cold’, Lee steps along the stones, 'warm, warm, warm, longer greener, a stone ball, dewy on the grass, Rowan, Elder,'
Anna with two heavy bags,
Anna ‘Nina switch on your torch’, a hand swipes from behind, and off,
Anna ‘Ronnie, Hello,…….5 bzzzzzaaams’,
Ronnie ‘comfort, ought to play for spurs’ clump, clump.
Bellringing hand on hip, ‘oh yay, oh yay’ , (ghostly town crier) lifts his lamp, a light from a trapdoor ascends, Anna freezes, his lantern breaks, whoooshhh, whommph, ouch, ow, eik, arc, from the burning pit (below), closes, disappears.
They (Nina and Mrs Alfred) dart upstairs.
Lee Evans in the dark, ‘hoot, hoot’, ‘a train'……. The new year, the horn of plenty, sickle and the quizer’, very nice, they can be destructive, picks up a green finger, ‘ere………………?, Ah zeus the mighty oak tree, Mithras!......’, plumes of fire shoot out in eight directions, blue clouds flow over the moon.
Along the secret passage to the library.
Mrs Alfred ‘What are we going to do’,
Nina‘ Well the sun hits the roof first’,
Mrs Alfred ‘only one way out’.
Anna slipped into the bedroom, ‘Smarty the attic, we’ve got two golliwogs to find’. To be continued

Merry Christmas, Hollywood, The Bahamas, The Mayor of London, techno-shamans everywhere, cryptozoologists, biker girls with tattoos on the top of their arms, huffle puffs, the upper middle class, raven claw, cops and robbers, business people, India, China, Oceania, the welsh, the Irish, the Germans, the English, Tarzan, Mexico, and the Anzacs. Trinidad and Tobago, Ethiopia, Arabia, Israel, Cornwall, Mrs Mawd, Bill..Ladys and Gentlemen..The Stars………. Newcastle........Gypsies, but chiefly yourselves…..and a happy new year, Lord, worker and blog writer, post office, library, bus and railway
Heinz ‘The Panther’
Rolled up fingers, palm out, remove strong physical attacks, so surround your pilots head, with panther hands on long flights, use your forhead to project wish through hand.