Late night closing

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Lee Evans ‘A blotchy, bloody ‘H’, I am going to LOIF tomorrow, Hayridge?....I suppose we’ll be on rough duty, It’s a picture’. The frame kicked a ball across the room, ‘turn it round, and pull of the brown paper……!!!Ronnie Corbett’
Ronnie ‘Tis I’
I guided Nina through the secret passage, ‘it’s dark’, click, a library, click, above the panel, ‘to leave find my ladies book’
Nina and I, 'castle walls, the cobbled paths, eery hamlets, witches, spell casting',
'I’ve got some fudge',
Nina 'me too', or with love, feed each other and love it, as we lay in the prison. Armed Nicky and Mrs Alfred stood up the corridor, running steps to the lavatory, they turned, the door opened, and the light went off,
Nicky 'cover me', and into the bathroom, two footprints knelt either side of the lavatory, the cistern let out a gurgling scream, and tiles fell one by one onto the scales, the door slammed, a gush of steam fell, the lamp shade shook. bang, bang, came from the door,
Mrs Alfred, 'Nicky!'. Bang, bang came from behind the panels, I and Nina, ‘Kerry’, Kerry ‘Hello’, a locked door lay in front, Kerry ‘bongo’, ‘bongo’, a billow of red cloud, a purple flame, a satin sleave, and a nail tapped the top shelf, Kerry ‘Ali Bongo’, a curled shoe, twinkled through the library, and vanished.
I crossed the third floor into Annas bedroom. Floppy nightcap, with Peter Rabbit ears, and co-ordinated furry slippers, I pulled of the bedspread, the sideboard rattled, the panes pommelled, the curtain flew up, and the window banged, then two fish flew in, I crumpled between, a welsh dresser, and leaning cupboard, door opened, closed, a still empty room, I sat on the hearth. ‘Poop a boo/Poo la la/ Poo Poo/ bow’, fanfare organ, the air rotated, and bubbles flowing up the chimney, I disappeared.
The Narrator, So long suckers I’m of to Beijing.
The Cessana drifted, left, left, left through the azure sky, tink, tink, the neon, ‘MONACO’, (drift the?) clip, ‘HELLAS’ goes out, pelicans flew, spin, zoom up, and descend, bing bang fumppph the doors opened, ‘Let me out’, (Anthony appeared) Top hat, bow tie, and cane, Stephen descends, Stephen ‘Cranty!, pick up those bags Mrs Hayridge, pick up those legs, whack, Hattie 'well really’, Stephen ‘ug, I don’t like the look of that', Stephen (Frost) emerged, Stephen ‘Just perfect have you bought the motorbike’, Stephen (Frost) ‘Hispano sueza it’s parked round the front, Hattie’, vvvvrrrrooom, ‘Welcome to Greece’, ‘cliff!‘, a small boy in shorts tripped into the road, the border path is closed, boy ‘carry on’, he stepped back and saluted.
The clock struck..to be cont