And now grappling fans, Tonights main event, the contest you've all, been waiting for, between, the technosmythie, in the orange corner, The green dart, crowd 'wooooooo', I maybe known first amongst my grappling fans, known for for my 30 minute, submissions, ...........in the other corner, the flying dutchman, cheer, ...........the rocket....6 in the ring at anyone time, Mrs Nanar the asian fudge, lapped up the support on the side of the ring, Haystack the eye;....and no cheating, ding, ding,.....,Hatties fighting name, who performs to the music of 'wipe-out', sprung from the other corner, and moved about me, her other name the rex of die nasty, - performing the smethic strawberry, Hattie 'I here you love me', she said, she read me from the balcony, 'I'll hide alright, and when I turn my back', I ran to her back, whitccccchhh, gfffmphf. The tiger, a week in traction, with colour tv, a bed that had recently been wiped out, I tasted my comfy blanket. I found a very attractive asian girl at the hospital shop, who I'd begun to paint, she liked 'deathtrain', Mr Evans from caerphilly lay in the next bed, 'the unlucky monkeys', rugby union fan, Anna Ryder Richardson clumped down the corridor, Anna , '.............I got two tickets to fly away,...Africa...I've got this bloke and we're so alike in so many ways........The ladies walk around topless, buffalo steak, ........such a fine man, smiling all the way home.....dark black motorbike dust, hewn valleys, mud baths, tribal dancing, my cylinders will be fully charged............', Mr Evans the stationmaster started to laugh, I 'Going to the summer fair!.',Anna, ',oh sweethearts, gentle people, the bargains and the best cooking in the area, and 4 days away, a lot of love goes into those pies, I'll be nice and safe', I 'but what of the digital snappers, click pic, and of to reuters......Supposing you get a bug for Africa....', 'I am in here for three weeks' said mr Evans. (Anna,) 'Think, what are the chaconias like in the summer house, sit up, here comes Mrs Nina Nanar, Magazines flump onto my aching belly, slap Nina,'your looking cheery, oh,hh sitting', quite a girl, If only I could get a piece of clothing I could break this voodoo, we have a spare of all things precious, like two eyes, and Nina had eight, the gorgeous mrs n.Nanar, would pick me up and pull my legs of one by one, I hid my nose beneath the bed clothes, raised my eyebrows, and glared at her, she looked at the ceiling, Nina, 'hwwwrrrraahhrrrrr', her eyes flagged. Anna, 'Well your never alone, Lawerence (lewellyn) fell backwards,, with no one to land on, he's come out quite bad'. Anna looked at me and we both gazed at Mrs Nanar, she had a pile of white, glossy, 'surveys', I “something big”, Nina ”oh you wouldn't, it's my guide', I 'your writing', cream in mouth, Nina 'yeth, Now Magazine', flup pulls away half the magazines, takes the one at the bottom, flip, flip, Nina 'the cow, grrrrrwwwhhhh, the yellow tart'. I 'Well'. I am in traction the Doctor lays me, in a box of 3 inch polyurethane balls, it goes up and down and vibrates'. I looked like an elland out of the window. Recuparating in the garden of Mrs Hayridges home, through the birch trees at the end of the garden lived the Indian lovely Mrs Nina Nanar, in the left half of an enormous house, in the identical right lived Mrs Melinda Messenger, to the right, the slat fence daubed in red and yellow stripes, was the home of Mr Barnum and his assistant Bernard. To the right Christopher 'Mrs Nanar fancy a game of cricket', Mrs Nanar swam in the stream, where I sometimes chucked stiff, green, horse-chestnuts at her, the current as subtle as the Ganges, and under she'd go. The laughter at the summer fair, could be heard accross the houses, pies, Anna returned with a huge pile of food.
St Patricks driving off the toothache serpents
Toothache for anyone escaping abroad is a night mareThe elements seem to be full of serpents. The Egyptians said that toothache was the serpent in the muddy clay of the bank. I found carving, with a compass on a rough heal, the seal of solomon adds gravity to my heals serpent control.
Idea One. Flush then out by holding KY jelly in the mouth, and this is where the fun comes in a pebble, this will stop you needing water, so keep your gums dry hopefully.
Idea Two. Close your mouth and suck your bottom lip, against the serpents. Maybe a seal of solomon on the lip outside.
Idea Three. Overdose on 4 asproclear or 4 ibruprofen, at 4 p.m each day, this is medically unadvisable because it makes the stomach bleed, but do it for a while and it helps the next.
Idea Four. Put a knife in your mouth, because the lightning ( and maybe something to do with it ), 'and repeat in a west country accent. This special cornish charm 'Peter, sat on a marble stone weeping, christ came past and said what aileth thee peter, christ my lord my god my tooth doeth ache, arise oh peter go thy way thy tooth shall ache no more.'
Idea Five. Now something St Patrick would have been proud of, tap the back of your heal, clench your teeth, straighten your bones, lie on the ground, to conduct the vibrations, and drive only the painful serpents away from your teeth, possibly drive them to a sharp fall where they will not return for, for sometime, alternatively lie on the ground and let someone dance round your head in a similar way.
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