Thursday, 7 August 2008

The Great Storm

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Pitch black; leaves had floated beside the house for hours. The phosphor lighting illuminated, Kerry sitting, asleep at the base of the stairs, with a great brown book on her tummy. The oak outside creaked in the heaving, banging wind, that flowed over the houses and gardens. Hattie on the phone, head on the stuffed bear in the library.
Hattie, 'Oh Stephen, Christine won't be here for another hour',Anna 'Ah, Hattie'.
Mrs Hayridge moved the cat by the kneck and placed him in the waste paper basket.
Anna, 'Owwwwu' As the gate, swung into Annas back. Anna, 'Oh the flowers'..Chamelias, Rhodordendrons, and Geraniums blocked her path to the porch.
Anna 'You piggy-wiggy', shoving a gnome away from the door. (clock) 'Dong Deng', (Kerrys dream) 'Waves, thundering, banging down on her fathers boat'
The cat hist, kerrys eyes fell on feet across the hall. 'Mr Barnums Assistant, come out from behind that curtain. A little middle eastern gentleman, with a round white beard appeared, Bernard (Mr Barnums assistant). Special flavoured Zoo Poo, stood at her feet, 'Oriole, Bowerbird, Bird of Paradise,....... Tamarind', snorted, flipped her head to one side, fixed stare, and the bast cat span backward round the gramaphone.
Rain pelted, flew into every eve, a yellow figure stood at the window, lightning flashed.
Mrs Nanar smiled beyond the darkness.
The clatty clayroof of Diarmuid, Diarmuid, 'come on darlin the boy will keep', the garden illuminated, as they drove out.
Mrs Nina Nanar tip-toed under the lawn to the gazebo (previous owners), behind the shed. Her white eyes fall on a monk, cranking a dynamo, as the lights begin to glimmer, and fade in the house, crash, Bill 'Crypes', glance, Bill, 'Your all black, wearing false teeth, and not very much atall', the figure shouted,
Bill, 'come for the party,...Cancelled....you'll be the stragglers'
Stephen peering from the window, Stephen, 'ah Diarmuid and his wife, that makes 14'
Lawrence (Lewellyn) placed a box next to Rob and Craigs scrumped pippins. Anna, 'Lawrence wonderful, you've come', Lawerence, 'Anna''
(Tony)'Ah Ah Ah......fol'. Tony lumbered across the drive. Tony, 'I am afraid the drives full around the back under the geraniums'.
William in his yellow sailor coat, led Mrs Nanar through the greenhouses. Vespas split the couple as they passed my cowslips. Bill, 'The doors locked!'', Nina, 'foofff, um strawberries yum,yum......Well', Nina settles eating strawberries. Hattie strikes a match the great curtain flames. Stephen 'Piss', Stephen grabbed, Kerry tried to hook. The jardineer toppled, and giant spiders scuffle accross the floor. Tony grasped something firey, sweeping it before, the creepy crawlies, lolloping over the floor. Bernard pulled the curtain cord they closed, Bill, 'flame in the hall', William stood up. Newspaper stuck to her botham they left for the house.To Be Cont............
Anna Ryder-Richardsons Fowl feather dryer
Two, well loved duffers, stuff them with food for the night, stick them in the smaller bedroom. Sow two thin duvets together, place soggy bags of clothing in plastic bags, in the middle, with clear plastic tubes come up through the duvet, to channel the steam. Leave overnight. A spiritual, warm, and natural dryer, for woolies. Clothes dry, as turns cold, couple huddle, under heavy insolation.

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