Chakraganges

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The six armed orangutan
'Curing ill'
On to the lawn, which on this day, was occupied by the glorius, Mrs Hattie Hayridge (Dreambird), Atkinson-wood appearing from the gate, A-W, ‘Miss Hayridge coming to whack a few balls about’. Mrs Hayridge tired of Techno-shamans for the day, had come to examine, our cowslips, to spread along her green house.‘I have been, along the winding river, my eyes following every branch to the tip, but no cowslips’.
I, ‘Oh well have a cucumber sandwich, and theirs cricket in the field’, Hattie, ‘hazelnuts’, she’d left, slipping through time, as she went. I’ve always blamed this, on being a head-masters step son, she is gorgeous though.(Untrue as my aunties a barmaid, and uncle an old hoodlum)

Chakraganges.
' Cure of induction'
The techno shaman law of induction- When an object like gold travels in a pipe, the water its carried along by tends to act like a cog, and pull, an inductive current in the area around it.
i) Replace the gold with chakra shapes.
ii) Use Ganges water, which unlike all other water known, kills 99% of all germs.
iii) Use the body chakras as places to gain an inductive current.
Aloft, a reservoir of water pours down into 3ft clear plastic/rubber pipes, secured to your chakras, with suction cups, using foot and hand pumps to pump the water back up.